dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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