Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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