found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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