Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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