it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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