Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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