I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Just invented taco cereal.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Let's get the cat blown out
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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