Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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