great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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