Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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