Do you still have your period?
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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