strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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