Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Shame is for Republicans.
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