Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
His nipple licking is glorious
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