How'd it feel making her break her religion?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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