okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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