Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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