im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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