Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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