It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
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