butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
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