Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
This is classic penis vs brain.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I forget how to act sober
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