Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
This baby is an asshole
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
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