My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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