Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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