So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
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