Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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