i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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