I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
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