i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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