so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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