i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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