I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize
