Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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