normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
this hospital has no fireball
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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