may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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