idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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