I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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