So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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