its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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