Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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