When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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