Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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