idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
