I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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