Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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