2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
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