i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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