Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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