i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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