And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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