do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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