There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
She's just so happy...and so naked.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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