your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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