i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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