life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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