He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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