Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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