It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize
